This weekend we went to Kingston Blunt, near Prince's Riseborough in Berkshire, for the annual point-to-point. For someone used to the glitz and glamour of race courses such as Newmarket, Epsom or Ascot, this was a real eye-opener; it was as far from these champagne fuelled, high-spending race-tracks as was possible.
The commentator, announcer and land-owner, as well as the father of the lead jockey, was one and the same. He also spent his time between races ensuring that the hog roast was turning nicely and that the fences were repaired between events.
The tipsters and betting agents were all mates and seemed to spend most of the time trying to craftily stitch each other up by sending false gossip up and down the line of betting stations.
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| There were a real assortment of characters, and a doggie soap opera |
A team of three women, all sporting t-shirts with the logo 'moody mare' on the front, made copious cups of tea and sold home made cakes by the box-full.
And the race-goers themselves were a real assortment. Dubarry boots, tweed jackets, pashminas and trilby hats gathered around the tail-gates of their 4x4 vehicles as they enjoyed picnics and glasses of bubbly. Local lads and lasses pushed their way from parade ring to bookies, clutching their handfuls of cash for bets that were going to either make their fortunes through the success of a rank outsider or leave them penniless until the next payday.
And the races were no picnic. Each race was two circuits of a track that began on the flat but soon turned into a long and exhausting climb up the foothills of the Chilterns. The jumps weren't Becher's Brook, but then the horses were exactly Kauto Star or Denman. In fact some looked as if they were more used to trotting round the lanes of Berkshire.
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| Not quite Kauto Star, but thrills and spills all the same |
But, it didn't matter what standard the horses were. The races were entertaining, with many close finishes. There were spillages as the jockeys were thrown from horses that didn't approach the jump right, there were dangers as the loose horses veered precariously in front of the other racers, and there was intrigue, as the odds-on favourite was withdrawn at the start of the race - meaning the bookies avoided a big pay-out.
It helped that the weather was great. It was perfect that dogs were allowed, so there was the added side-show entertainment of a doggie soap opera as canine frolicking turned fruity. (And the woman with the small, hairless dog in a handbag designed especially for dogs brought a touch of Hollywood to the Chiltern landscape).
It was a fun day out. There was no point in spending large amounts of money on the horses as the odds were so low, but I did learn that the thrill of winning, no matter what the amount, is the thing that brings the frisson to racing.
Besides the horse races, there was a hound race, where 30 hounds raced/sniffed their way round the track; and a pony race in which the youngsters raced their ponies around the track, looking less Thelwell than we expected.
There was an 'Archer-esque' feel to the whole experience, and a reminder of the huge gap that still exists between rural and town life in this country.